nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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@4 hours ago with 200015 notes

Straight White Boy Problem #181

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

@4 hours ago with 2131 notes

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via pete-the-pizza-guy)

@4 hours ago with 135313 notes

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

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@14 hours ago with 26578 notes

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

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@1 day ago with 328318 notes

"I have mixed drinks about feelings."

Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via fatseux)

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@1 day ago with 2880 notes

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slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

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@4 hours ago with 335099 notes

bagmilk:

never has a gif set described my entire life so perfectly

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@4 hours ago with 374819 notes
pleatedjeans:

mr. lovenstein
@4 hours ago with 5622 notes
nosdrinker:

if you scroll past this you’re heartless

nosdrinker:

if you scroll past this you’re heartless

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@1 day ago with 179679 notes

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@1 day ago with 122788 notes

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

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@1 day ago with 410117 notes