thebootydiaries:

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

(Source: i-say-spooky-you-say-scary)

thebootydiaries:

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

(Source: tyrannerdsaurus-rex)

gordamnramsey:

*owen wilson voice*

wow

(via thebootydiaries)

Encounter: Wild Catloaf!

refurbthecat:

“I use my action to pet the Catloaf.”

“AAH FUCK”

(Source: refurbthecat, via chubbycattumbling)

friendly-animals:

(Source)

(Source: instagram.com, via kennnediiiee)

sobeitjay2:

When you gotta wake up for work AGAIN

(via tittytittygangbang)

All Cats Are Beautiful.

atraversso:

Credit: BERT

(via chubbycattumbling)

thebootydiaries:

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

(Source: coveryoursoup)

urbancatfitters:

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

(via thebootydiaries)

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

: (

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

: )

(via pitterpatterletsgetatter)

bardsplay:

bardsplay:

I’m…..hongry

(via thebootydiaries)

cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

(via kennnediiiee)